1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away
    If the doctor is cute, keep the apple away

  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away
    Only if you aim well ;)

  3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away
    A garlic a day keeps everyone away
    (Vampires too!)

  4. An apple a day also keeps allergies away
    Antioxidants and all

  5. If an apple a day causes leukemia,
    It’s been genetically modified.

  6. An apple a day
    Makes the oranges and mangoes jealous

  7. An apple, one day
    Did not keep Adam away

  8. An Apple a day keeps Microsoft away

  9. I heard people in New York never need to see a doctor...

  10. An apple a day sadly does not keep the creeps and pests away!

  11. An apple a day,
    Makes a hole in your pocket :(

  12. An apple a day,
    Is bloody addictive!

  13. Many apples a day
    will constipate you...

  14. You're the apple of my eye
    No Wait! It's just a stye

  15. An apple of the eye a day
    Keeps the opthalmologist away